seriously. Folks who type correctly cringe when they watch me type. I'm all over the place. I don't use the same fingers for the same letters. I type very fast but very inaccurately and always have to do a major proof job. Blogger has a spell check function that I use often to ease the proofing because I often transpose letters when I type. I get capitals wrong and punctuation out of place. I'm an awful typist, truly. I hated 7th grade typing. While my best friend was sitting next to me doing 70 words per minute, I was lucky to break 30.
And I had an extra glass of wine after hosting our monthly neighborhood dinner party. I cooked two pot roasts and cleaned all day and ran to the store and it was a looooong day. And I'm a little drunk from that one last glass of wine. And I've been trying to type...and I'm not good when I'm completely sober, so now I'm just going to go proof the hell out of this.
On the good side, my house is ridiculously clean. The most common phrase tonight? "Y'all obviously don't have kids." I don't know...the houses we have been to so far are very clean. And even with kids, if I'm going to have 9 neighbors over to my house, it's going to be freaking spotless. I mean, really, do they think it is like this all the time? Cuz it definitely isn't. C loves when we have company because I feel compelled to dust everything down to the picture frames.
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BuT i';k Leave this wsentance as is so you can see twhat I'm delaing with....this is lsightly becasue f the wine, slightly my own tpying skills.....
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I could easily read the last sentence, 'cause that is how the mind works, so why bother??? :-)
You crack me up! So funny. Sometimes my typing is just that bad too. And I don't bother to proof all the time.
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